I really like to bake cakes. Like most things in life, they are sometimes lopsided. If you would like me to bake you a cake, just ask. If you would like me to bake you a wedding cake, it’s probably best that we become good friends 12-18 months before your anticipated nuptials.

A lumpy baby butt cake for a baby shower

A lumpy baby butt cake for a baby shower

Another wedding cake (try to picture it without the cheerios)

Another wedding cake (try to picture it without the cheerios)

A wedding cake

A wedding cake

Milk Bar birthday cake ripoff

Milk Bar birthday cake ripoff

Caramel drip cake + kitchen mess

Caramel drip cake + kitchen mess

A cake for someone who loves poop emojis. You know who you are.

A cake for someone who loves poop emojis. You know who you are.